Well, welcome to the weekly Guido's PMQs Live - Highlights
Dave Pulling Manses From The Shell Version
What's For Lunch Carlos?
Old Holborn: Guiness and Oysters it is
Rocky Mountain oysters is that OH?
.243 Win: @ Carlos : venison pie & a pint of the black stuff.
Carlos: Hmmm, bambi in a pie! Nice. Good suggestions so far, folks!
Throbber: Venison pie - wit a pint of proper ale, not guiness I'd say
Hugh Jardon: I prefer hairy pie...
.243 Win: ...just have to nip out and zap a bambi later.
mort: carlos; redwine or beer based venison pie?
Dr Bombastic: I prefer fish taco
mort: i have half a dead bambi in my freezer:)
The IMF is coming: Bercow on the menu - stuffed preferably
John Ward: Ber-cow pie, perhaps?
Theresa May Spacesuit Watch
Grounded due to Daily Politics studio appearance
Hain Pantone Watch
Roger Thornhill: Not sure what is brighter - Hain's tie or his face
.243 Win: Geeks : Hain is M50Y100
John Ward: Nah, Hain's ties is a nicely matching orange...
Dodgy Tie of the Week
ToryTittleTattler: Hughes, taking his style tips from Hain now clearly
John Ward: Green tie?
Throbber: jesus what is up with that tie
.243 Win: Bristol Dave : Only thing I've seen recently that outshines Hain.
Beware of Geeks: If Hain and Hughes stood next together would there be yellow sunset?
Gobshite: Set phasers to kill!
Afghanistan Banana Stand: Vulcan!!
Beware of Geeks: Vulcan alert!
Death or Tory: Nice one Spock!
Carlos: THE CLAW!
Penis Gloating of the Week
Donkey Dong: bercow you pencildicked midget! shut up!
Labour Parody of the Week
Progressive_Politics: Lord Ashcroft is trying to buy the election. he must be stopped
Best Line of the Week
John Ward: "Ashok to Ashes..."
Tom FD: Which is better? Ashcroft or Unite? There's only one way to find out...
Chicken Licken: Brown's spincter is twitching
Beware of Geeks: Nice to see the pugnacious pie-vomiting bulemic prat from Hull showing his nice side again on TV.
Throbber: Let me be the first to say.... fuck off brown you festering cunt
Tuscan Tony: Welsh Questions - -about as relevant to the world as the colour of Gordon's pants.
Dazmando: @roger im a liberatrian and a Lib Dem
Roger Thornhill: Dazmando, you are in the wrong party, m'fraid
Dazmando: @Roger so Libs tell me
Guido Fawkes: Lord Sir John Chilcot.
The IMF is coming: Massey ferguson
Dr Bombastic: he lied and they died
The IMF is coming: Not the place for essays
Beware of Geeks: Looks like Jacqui's been fighting over the pies with Prescott
Dr Bombastic: is that a yeti on the front bench?
.243 Win: Bagpuss wearing urban-pattern camo. Doesn't blend in too well, does she ?
Tuscan Tony: UNder 5 feet - like Hazel Blears.
ToryTittleTattler: yes well done broon. he made an ickle correction. oh bless.
Guest: 1 ashok kumar with pulao rice and nan bread please
PSB Custard: Passengers, not FUCKING CUSTOMERS!
Old Holborn: good news. Chocolate rations increased
Tuscan Tony: Advice I gave to management of BA - based on your business knowledge???!!?!
ToryTittleTattler: one eyed son of manse on the back foot
Roger Thornhill: If Unite is not careful BA will operate without union staff...
.243 Win: McDoom : More full of shite than King Kong's colostomy bag.
JULIAN BRAY BROWN SAUCED: whelan has the key of the door - the khazi at number 10...
sweaty crack: for godssake dont back BA gordy - i'm flying with them in 2 weeks!!!
PSB Custard: The YouTube grin. Oh my eyes!
Govt-by-Cluster-Fuck: oh god that grin , i'm going to vomit
turds of wisdom: Harman looks like she can smell shit
Tube_Thumper: hatties only thinking about the bukkake party
George Kaplan: And answer came there none...
Roger Thornhill: Brown's words are calculated to deepen and prolong...like the recession
JULIAN BRAY BROWN SAUCED: BROON TALKING ONIONS OR IS THAt unions?
Beware of Geeks: It's cherie blair attractive part of the DNA
Dick the Prick: Chris McCafferty is fucking useless
JULIAN BRAY BROWN SAUCED: Mccaffertys goat....
Stan Butler: They'll be dropping down the polls quicker than Sally Bercows drawers at a Labour dinner party.
Guido Fawkes: Cleggs bankroller is in jail.
Tube_Thumper: oh good cleggy is up i can nip round and get an early one on miriams stockings
Charlie Whelan: Right, that's it. Horses fucking head in Cleggs bed
Tuscan Tony: Sarah Brown's head in Nick's bed - much worse
ToryTittleTattler: everyweek when Squeaker says "Nick Clegg must be heard" someone next to him yells "why!"
JULIAN BRAY BROWN SAUCED: That little kidnapped asian lad is on the labour front bench...aged a bit
Tuscan Tony: Coots? What have small ducks got to do with it?
turds of wisdom: by the looks on their face the Labour front bench must be sat in gordons piss again
New Labour bankrupted UK: Digitalise the finger I'm giving you Gordon!
Hugh Jardon: twigg gives me 'wood'
Ollie Cromwell: Purcell washes whiter
BristolDave: Christ, look at her! She needs a carbon footprint to her face
.243 Win: Go on, say it " Suffering succotash". I dare you.
Hugh Jardon: would this be an opportune moment to mention katie D & my spitfire?
Beware of Geeks: @Hugh Jardon - lol - "Cocks away!"
the shade of dr kelly: scam mail - like postal voting??
WoaR: 60 is not the age it used to be.
Old Holborn: Kilroy Silk wants his hair back at 2pm
Charlie Whelan: Right, I'm off to beat some fucker to death
John Ward: Every time a Nokia is broken, another British ARM processor is sold...