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"Ugh everything! She's just a sort of bigoted woman that said she used to be Labour. I mean it's just ridiculous. I don't know why Sue brought her up towards me"
"Of course I apologise if I've said anything that's been offensive..."
"but you've got to remember that this was me being helpful to the broadcasters, with my microphone on, ..."
"...and they [broadcasters] have chosen to play my private conversation."
"It is very unfortunate that this remark that he didn't believe got picked up. But he should be judged on how he responded. And that's why he apologised immediately."
.243 Win: Carlos MIA for two on the trot. Food poisoning ?
.243 Win: Can you switch May off by saying "Clacton Barrackobama Nicotine" ?
Steve Expat: no spacesuit for Theresa today
Dick Scratcher: Theresa may in cleavage competition with Harperson
Beware of Geeks: Harriet Harman or Theresa cleavage? Only one way to find out....
Dick Scratcher: Anyone got a Pantone ref for Brillo's face?
.243 Win: Dick : Appropriately enough Hain's the same colour as the background of the HazChem "Irritant" label...
Steve Expat: What's the difference in pantone between Hain and Blair...
Dick Scratcher: Hain Pantone Reference : 817 (Winton Carrot)
Beware of Geeks: Ooooh pixie Teather! Lovely in green - hi ho, hi ho, it's off for a BJ she goes
lord pont: teather looking like the jolly green giant's mutant dwarf sister
Liz: Sarah Teather is a touch Robin Hood today. I wonder if her boots are pointy.
.243 Win: Steve : LimpDum leprechaun - there's definitely a crock at the end of that rainbow.
Here come the Nice: Sarah's Tits are nicely teathered!!
Beware of Geeks: Tie Watch - MacShane pink vote
BillyBob....: hmmmm lovely tie
.243 Win: ****. My telly just exploded. Who dressed him ?
.243 Win: Here comes the claw....
Beware of Geeks: CLAW!
JULIAN BRAY LET EM AVE IT: THE CLAW IS OUT
John Ward: Claw spotted!
.243 Win: It's claw time...
.243 Win: CLAW II
THICK AS THIEVES: DAVID CAMERON LOOKS PISSED
Charles Flaccidwidger: I think I'm going to miss Brown. Probably in the same way that I would miss a weekly visit to a proctologist.
Dick Scratcher: Windy Miller latest: “Am glug-glug definitely f-f-f-f-****in voting for that f-f-f-f-****in Cameron Whuuuuargh. Jesus, it’s on me shoes. ****.”
Beware of Geeks: The Last of Broon today?
.243 Win: Gweeks : Doubt it - bugger's more persistent than herpes.
Dick Scratcher: Did that scene outside No. 10 yesterday remind anyone of the US ‘The Apprentice’ – a tit surrounded by sycophants?
Rocking Horse: You can't polish a turd but you can roll it in glitter ...
Old Holborn 4 MP: If I win Cambridge, I'll liven up PMQs alright
Steve Expat: Harperson with the pearl necklace today
Hugh Jardon: saggy shakers...brown not harpie. then again..
Old Holborn 4 MP: eric pickles should have to win two seats, the fat f***
John Ward: Huge beads around Hormone's neck: must be heavy!
.243 Win: NuLab's equivalent to Helen of Troy : It's the face that's shipped a thousand lunches
Mitch: why has Harmen got a string of olives on?
@Mitch - peace offering?
.243 Win: Brown already getting the words "Big Issue" out. How apt.
Old Holborn 4 MP: the boy kelly looks like a hairy FA cup
Dick Scratcher: Mandy wants more choppers (again)
Steve Expat: Blaming everyone but himself again
Dick the Prick: Colonel Toole - made up name?
Dick Scratcher: Lord Bollock-Brown more like
.243 Win: Increased flying time doesn't mean an increase in serviceability.
Phil Bristol: Don't labour look miserable
Lady Completely Gaga: and if the army don't like it they can vote me out....if they can find a ballot box.?
John Ward: Brown the "chopper chopper"!
Dick Scratcher: Can we have the Flintstones back on please? Fred has bigger rocks than Blair II.
markedman: Brown the pension snatcher
Old Holborn 4 MP: fire up the quattro
Dick Scratcher: Jim Murphy needs plugging in the mains for a re-charge
Charles Flaccidwidger: Hugh, anything to say about your Spitfire bonnet and Miss Garroway?
@torybear: "he's probably a tory now, so is half the country" pow. #pmqs
Kim Jong II: I like this Brown person
JULIAN BRAY LET EM AVE IT: TRACTORS AWAY
@torybear: RT @gabyhinsliff: labour frontbench looking like front pew at funeral. tories bushytailed as you like.
Minekiller: 2.5m new jobs…wheelie bin inspectors and litter facsists
Govt-By-Cluster-Fuck: fat bastard asking another fat bastard about hunger
Old Holborn: I hereby solemly promise, that should I be elected, I will personally twat Brown. With the ****ing Mace
JULIAN BRAY LET EM AVE IT: CLIMB EVERY MOUNTAIN FORD EVERY STREAM FOLLOW EVERY HEARTACHE SACK CHARLIE WHEEN..
Titanic: gordon is good at gardening, i'll give him that
Steve Expat: Titanic, is the gardening uphill?
ST: We should have turned this into a drinking game. Whenever the PM says Ashcroft down a shot.
JULIAN BRAY LET EM AVE IT: HARPERSON HAS WRONG BRA ON TODAY GOING LIKE THE POLLS,,,DOWNWARDS
Beware of Geeks: Is Goole a search engine for dyslexics?
JULIAN BRAY LET EM AVE IT: ITS NOT REAL ITS A FABRICANT
John Ward: Better a Fabricant than a Replicant.
Dick Scratcher: Wee Dougie keeps scratching his gonads - does he have crabs? Aberdeen crabs of course...
.243 Win: Mekon in da house.
John Ward: "Gord-hog Day".
Steve Expat: Time to fire up the quattro Dave