The Gore's Prayer

Al Gore, who art a draft dodger,
Hollow be thy morals,
Thy day will come,
On Earthwatch as it is in dreamland,
Give us this day our global warming propaganda,
And forgive us our carbon emissions,
As we forgive those who burn fossil fuels for us,
But lead us into the Stone Age,
And deliver us from prosperity,
For thine is the tipping point, the power and the Glory of Monbiot
Forever and ever, until the money runs out
Armageddon