Guido's PMQs LiveChat: Bomber Dave Edition

Thanks to Guido for hosting today's LiveChat where the windowlickers gather for Wednesday's PMQs.

First one after half term where Red Ed splits his questions. Cameron gets a few laughs with his "brother loyalty" jibe but rather loses it when he tries it the second time.

#carloslunch

Carlos: I will making love to my girlfriend after PMQs. What positions should we try?

Tuscan Tony: Try being in the same room as her, Carlos.

Beware of Geeks: Hey, it's Carlos!

John M Ward: Ah, Carlos! First time I noticed you. What's for dinner? ;-)


#tiewatch

Beware of Geeks: Beaker's wearing a bright blue tie today

Steve Miliband: Hain clashes with tie

iainmartin1: @JohnRentoul Yes, Cameron and Miliband wearing almost matching outfits but Mili E's tie just a touch more purple


#hainpantone

Dick Scratcher: Hain Pantone Reference : 812G (Gaddafi’s Bollocks)


#celebwatch

Dick Scratcher: CELEB WATCH: Colin Bean (Pte. Sponge in Dads Army) in public gallery

sophyridge: Sally Bercow beaming down from public gallery in #pmqs


#latest

Dick Scratcher: LATEST: Al Megrahi’s Kalashnikov has just died.

Tuscan Tony: newsflash: Al Magrahi's Joshua tree just died.


#bestpun

John M Ward: Hasn't he been cautioned for loitering within tent?


#bestline

Tuscan Tony: Try saying electrification after lunch with Prezza


#highlights

Tuscan Tony: I just heard a minister refer to "beard rigging". Whatever could he have meant?

Steve Miliband: Iain martin is expecting a no tie zone

Dick Scratcher: Beaker supressing erection

Tuscan Tony: Send some Somali pirates to Libya.

Dorian Smith: What's going on with Tessa, like a sofa seeping it's stuffing

Dick Scratcher: The Mekon in humble nodding mode

Steve Miliband: socilist run out of other peoples monikers

adamboulton: EM: Why not dump policy? DC: In a moment you are going to give me a lesson on family loyalty.

Ed But Look Balls: Harpic looks like her anal beads are chafing!

Saif Pair of Hands: Mr Speaker wants to get to the bottom

Tuscan Tony: 2000 IT systems=10,000 lunches.

John M Ward: Huhne: "I think, therefore I am - I think..."

The Anglo Saxon: She was caught in bed with Mandy last week thats how butch she is.

Tuscan Tony: Tapsell: Bond villian

Yardarm: Al Megrahi; next President of Libya

Tuscan Tony: Severe poverty=42" plasma

Dorian Smith: Was Pearce a former member of the Sisters Of Mercy?

Airey Belvoir: Is Huhne in despair? Is Carina too rough with the strap-on?

Tuscan Tony: Try saying electrification after lunch with Prezza

Ed But Look Balls: Blenkinsop of Ripping Yarns fame!

Ed But Look Balls: Phil Marrowbone Jelly!