Wednesday, 18 May 2011

Guido's PMQs Live Highlights: “Classic Rape” Edition

Thanks to Guido once again for hosting today's LiveChat where the windowlickers gather for Wednesday's PMQs.

Slight improvement this time with RedEd taking advantage of Clarke's rape gaffe earlier and a rare appearance by the Beast of Bolsover.


obangobang: Is that a giraffe next to Milibad?

Steve Miliband: Is that a Giraffe or Harman

13eastie: Nice to see Harman's giraffe outfit has been retained.

Dick Scratcher: Can we burn that frigging giraffe suit on 5th November?


Dick Scratcher: Hain Pantone Reference : 810F (Satsuma Ego)


Billy Blofeld: Dave and George have decided to be Tories today........ hence the blue ties.....




Dorian Smith: Tráthnóna maith, iad siúd a lick na fuinneoga


Dick Scratcher: LATEST: Al Megrahi’s Prius has just died.


genghiz the khan: tyrie and unemotional


Duckhouse Rools - Julian: Good morning Guido good about the english speaking requirement - cast of eastenders to be deported then


Dick the Prick: Afternoon sex pests

genghiz the khan: wape, pillage, dwink,

Beware of Geeks: "Welease Woderwick! He's a wapist!"

Moniker: Balls and rape - interesting combo

will: god the labour front bench look like they have been sucking lemons

Tuscan Tony: Slightly unhappy use of the words "bonkers" by Ed when talking about rape.

Julian Duckhouse Rools - Julian: From Red to 30 mins....

Billy Blofeld: I'd like to see their balls smashed between bricks........ go on Dave you know you want to say that....

Tuscan Tony: Gotta watch your fingers if you do that Billy

Dick Scratcher: Hyman = bit of a c***

Dick Scratcher: Laws going down....every night

Spank Sinatra: Shares for chavs - wonderful

Tuscan Tony: Rachel reeves: today's overmotivated loon.

Tuscan Tony: Is Ken Clarke taking some points for Huhne?

MrHarryCole: RT @Lefty_Lisa: Ken Clarke will be on the Vanessa show later. Its where Tories go to fire the final bullet into their careers.

Spank Sinatra: Big breaths and she's only thixteen

M. Crescent: Caroline Norks looking luscious today

Tuscan Tony: Caroline N looks like she's been at the wallpaper bucket again this morning.

Tuscan Tony: John Robertson: a tethered weather balloon of an MP

Beware of Geeks: The reason the torch is not stopping in Sunderland is 'cos it will be knicked


  1. Sorry I couldn't make it today. Should be back to normal soon (probably by early June).

    In the meantime, it's even more useful to me to have the above highlights, as it saves ploughing through the full thing at Guido's!

  2. Thanks John, hope you get back to normal soon.

    My work schedule is making it difficult but I will perserve for the reasons you've explained above - even if I have to do it in the evening without contributing!

    Glad you find it useful.