Rather dull with RedEd and Cam trying to outdo each other in the "who can be the better statesman" department rather than the more entertaining bun fight we look forward too.
Lots of Dodgy Ties of the Week this session with blue being the satorial choice of many:
John M Ward: Dave has a *light* blue tie this week...
Billy Bowden: Clegg wearing a pink tie , and a pink minger behind him
Billy Bowden: Hains tie is brighter than his skin !!!
Spank Sinatra: Blue ties must be on a BOGOF this week
Beware of Geeks: Sort your tie out Kris
Thanks as always to Dick Scratcher with his Hain Pantone Reference, a rather cheeky 815B (Tonto’s cock)
Pun of the Week's runner up is PunMeister himself John M Ward with:
John M Ward: "Oliver healed". Well, that's good news ;-)
but today's winner has to be Steve Miliband with a very clever:
Steve Miliband: Polycephaly is a condition of having more than one Ed
Best line of the Week runner up went to Tuscan Tony for:
Tuscan Tony: I see twelve fingers and the marks of a banjo string.
but newcomer equity abhors a maxim has it with a topical:
equity abhors a maxim: Kent's been Pfizted!
Here are the highlights:-
Steve Miliband: Devine intervention
Tuscan Tony: Morning lingua fenestras, as we latin Skolars say.
Dick the Prick: Fabricant looking beautifully bouffant
Steve Miliband: Polycephaly is a condition of having more than one Ed
Creamwhitebone: Ed has a grape behind him and an orange on his right....any more fruit?
Dick the Prick: Ed's taking lessons from Mubarak
Tuscan Tony: Ed's self interested, has a surprise honeymoon hol to Sharm el Sheik booked
Tuscan Tony: 25 consular staff with beach toowels and snorkels.
Dick Scratcher: Harman wants milking til she moos
Tuscan Tony: Ed should ask how many mummies have appeared on ebay so far, and has Cherie bid for any?
Steve Miliband: Where's Harrison Ford when you need him.
Ed But Look Balls: Ed's last question will be "Dave have you a biggun"!!
John M Ward: Dazza: Ed can never look more than "New Statesman"-like ;-)
no longer anonymous: i would have maximum respect for bercow if he got up and said "this really is a load of boring s***"
Beware of Geeks: Clegg looks strained
Dick the Prick: @BoG - sphincter issues
Tuscan Tony: Has Ed been bought and paid for by the Tories?
Steve Miliband: Maths, Physics, lunch, history, english, prep. That's your timetable Ed
Dorian Smith: Couple of Labour backbenchers spotted playing battleships, it's that boring
Tankus: milibands mother is in the gallery perhaps ...want to impress
Spank Sinatra: Hain's just cracked one off
glenoglaza: #pmqs peace breaks out at PMQs. Miliband under-arm bowling on Egypt & Afghanistan. Interesting tactic
Dick Scratcher: Bring back Geoffrey Howe FFFFFFS
Tuscan Tony: Bring back the dead sheep, Scratcher
no longer anonymous: and now on to pakistan - it's like a world tour
Beware of Geeks: Harman looked like she just sucked a lemon
Beware of Geeks: ...which is the nickname she calls her husband I believe
no longer anonymous: that guy certainly looks like his parents share the same parents
Tuscan Tony: I see twelve fingers and the marks of a banjo string.
Dorian Smith: East anglia - "High sixes"
MrHarryCole: Why did Vernon get a big cheer? Is it happy hour? Has he relaxed his door policy?
Spank Sinatra: Nipples like chapel hat pegs
Steve Miliband: Scammel Wheel nuts
Tuscan Tony: They could all become caddies on the excellent Royal St Georges.
equity abhors a maxim: Kent's been Pfizted!
Charlie: Cabbage pickers of Kent unite!
Dick Scratcher: Nadine likes flames licking up her chimney
MrHarryCole: RT @craigawoodhouse: Even a question about Viagra makers Pfizer can't pep this PMQs up. Very quiet session.
no longer anonymous: i didn't realise the welsh were allowed to vote
potemkin: PMQs don't mention adultery edition
Dick Scratcher: LATEST: Al Megrahi’s hard drive has just died.
Beware of Geeks: A cunning plan Baldry
Tuscan Tony: Support fo the mentally ill, Dave, like the ex-PM?
John M Ward: Zac at the back!
Spank Sinatra: Yes - free polo horses for fish
Double Dip: Pfizer's viagra job cuts won't be geting the growth up for Georgie
Govt-by-Cluster-F***: balls practising his "Gordoom glower"
Dick Scratcher: Lord Strathclyde likes diving
Trinny: parachute company in freefall
John M Ward: "Oliver healed". Well, that's good news ;-)
Spank Sinatra: Think it would be more fun sticking a glass of wasps up my arse frankly
no longer anonymous: privatise the forests just to annoy labour
Steve Miliband: Leaf it out
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Good selection again, especially bearing in mind the weak source material (i.e. the less-than-enthralling PMQs itself)!
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