No Pantone reference today although Dick Scratcher, Tuscan Tony, John Ward and JULIAN BRAY ROYAL RANTZ noticed that Harman's Giraffe Skin Safari Suit is back.
Disco Biscuit and Guido spotted Gordon Henderson's bad choice of attire: a clashing yellow tie on a dark blue shirt while Urban Tory inquired whether Clegg's green tie was bought from the House of Commons shop?
Worst Pun of the Week award goes to John Ward with:
Is he offering a breath of fresh Ayr?
Here are the highlights:
Dick Scratcher: Is Red Ed a panda that CMD brought back from China?
Steve Miliband: You're so vain, you probably think this PMQ's is about you...
Beware of Geeks: Can I be the first to say: Kate Middleton, the first person to squeeze into Princess Diana's ring since Dodi Al Fayed.
Steve Miliband: Kate Middleclasston
Beware of Geeks: If I were Kate Middleton I'd take that bloody ring to Mount Doom.
Dick Scratcher: Alan Johnston doing Old Man Steptoe impression
Headsonpoles: Harperson starting to go up a few octaves - dolphins of the world beware
frig: "she sounds like a schoolmistress now" that makes me horny
Urban Tory: She is out of her depth, leave PMQs to the Men luv
Dick Scratcher: F*** off you frying pan faced hag
John Ward: Alan Johnson: from postman to Home Sec to Shadow Chancellor...
Tom FD: maybe there should be a Brillo-in-PMQs drinking game
torybear: Notice Dave has started taking notes to PMQs. Didn't used to
Dick Scratcher: Mandy likes night sticks
the last quango in paris: a lot of grey hair on the labour front bench
Sarf of the River: is the beast of bolsover letting one out silently?
Having a Giraffe Harman: Put a load of IT Geeks in Riot Gear and give them Tazers. Brill !!
Mitch and Murray: I want YAB to commit adultery in front of an Iranian crowd
Llew: Wind your neck back in Harpie, just because you look like one....
Dick Scratcher: New police commisioners: "Squeal like a pig fat boy"
Rats arse: Look at the Labour front bench - faces like smacked arses
Secret Lemonade Drinker: Bercow, shut up, you jumped up little dwarf.
guidofawkes: Chamber just went "whoooooo" taking the mick out of Squeaker slapping down next questioner. Did Bercow get out of the bed on the wrong side?
Headsonpoles: Which dwarf is Bercow playing in pantomime this year?
Dick Scratcher: Short money = Bercow's salary
Disco Biscuit: Who is the little midget who keeps standing up and shouting at people?
Emily Maitlis: I'm now so old my pussy is haunted.
Tuscan Tony: Priti good.
John Ward: Is he offering a breath of fresh Ayr?
Sarf of the River: Coulson should tell Dave he needs some botox
Beware of Geeks: Apparently its not the weather thats caused the flooding in Cornwall. Big Kat Slater's waters have broken, thats all.
John Ward: I suspect Sally Bercow has been working on the Speaker this morning, or perhaps yesterday evening.
Dick the Prick: Stretchy midwives?
Dick Scratcher: That's not all thats stretched to breaking point...
Dick Scratcher: LATEST: Al Megrahi’s knob cheese has just died.
Dick Scratcher: Jordan = new silicon valley
the last quango in paris: bloody hell is there not a mobile hairdresser who can go around labour hq?
Dick Scratcher: Ken Clarke "Mmmm soldiers...with a bit of pepper"
Dick the Prick: Which bogs does Angela Eagle use?
Tuscan Tony: DtP: Angela uses a bush.
John Ward: Tony Lloyd's hair shows he's been playing with a Van der Graaf generator...
TheAngloSaxon: "CARRY ON BERCOW"
Tuscan Tony: Wasn't Tony Lloyd married to Chris Evert a while back?
John Ward: Prescott-land is Hull on earth!