A brief Labour Parody of the Week from MARTIN DAY with: "SOMEONE PUT DAVID CAMERON OUT OF MISERY" which was a grammatically challenged putdown, as to be expected with Labour "prizes and consequently ignorance for all" education over the last 13 years or so.
The best line of the week returns to John Ward with a topical mention of an observation of the delectable Ms Berger:
"Lucy Arner is obvious the exception that proves the rule about Labour females being ugly."
Here are the highlights:-
Beware of Geeks: Morning Guido, morning fellow window lickers! Another PMQs, another set of Labour denials
Beware of Geeks: I can say with some sense of certainty that drinking homemade cherry brandy until 02:00am gives you a cracking hangover that only a midday vodka and tonic can cure!
Guido Fawkes: as does going out for lunch yesterday drinking through till four am
Labour bankrupted the UK: My tax bill is experiencing growth thanks to Labour.
Hugh Jardon: mr speaker..can I start by blowing my bloody nose. FFS!!
Beware of Geeks: Set nostrils to bunged Mr Sulu
Unemployed Tory: Ed Miliband needs Just For Men, it looks like he has a bird shit in his head
Dorian Smith: This week's Labour Trolls sponsored by RMT
Tuscan Tony: IS Ed wearing Sir Les Patterson'as teeth?
Dick the Prick: Get a f**king job?
Billy Bowden: Get a f**king job !!!!!!!
Billy Bowden: Snap Dick lol
Dick the Prick: Great minds Billy
Billy Bowden: Wouldnt go that far Dick lol
Urban Tory: Ed is poo
Tuscan Tony: Urban, is he a friend of Mark Oaten's?
Praguetory: Clegg's a 30 woman man.
ali: being questioned by Ed must be like being savaged by a sheep: unexpected and ultimately hilarious
John Ward: Munt is four-fifths of a Mount...
Tuscan Tony: Tessa and the Munters.
Spank Sinatra: Pickles set to explode
Beware of Geeks: Has Pickles got his own gravity field?
Tuscan Tony: Kate looks increasingly like Kevin Keegan
John Ward: Typical SNP SNIPing...
Dazza: I'm in Wales this week... should I worry?
Dr Bombastic: i'm in hospital this week - should I worry?????
Beware of Geeks: I'd like to see Luciana's burger
Tuscan Tony: Cheese or bacon BoG?
Dick the Prick: @BoG - Nicely roasted
Beware of Geeks: How can someone that beautiful (after a large vodka) be a Labour bod? Nature has some explaining
John Ward: Lucy Arner is obvious the exception that proves the rule about Labour females being ugly.
Praguetory: Luciana will have to provide relief for geeks herself
Nick2: Modest Nestegg? Liver damage on their 18th birthday, more like.
Tuscan Tony: What's she smuggling in that skirt?
John Ward: None eaten? I've eaten, just before PMQs!
Urban Tory: not everyone is as well preped as you John
Dick the Prick: @JW - yellow card
Spank Sinatra: She's just been shagged in the toilets [Emma Reynolds]
Brown got us Here!: Flelloatio!!
Tuscan Tony: Is Flellow his real name?
BillyBob.: she has eaten all the pies in Gateshead !!
John Ward: That jacket reminds me of some front garden paths...
Praguetory: What's she wearing - a harpoon
Dick the Prick: Whoa - step away from the pie
BillyBob.: she is using her full meal allowance methinks
Beware of Geeks: @BillyBob, and probably some of Prescott's emergency funds
Beware of Geeks: Bercow: "I have a short statement to make: my wife's a goer
Tuscan Tony: Hardly news Bog.