Monday, 8 February 2010

Sobbing for Socialism

It's true!  The faux outpouring of insincere sobbing as a last desperate attempt to win over the electorate has an interesting effect on the onion market - India hikes onion export prices!

Yes, everyone, invoke tears of imaginary remorse at the drop of a hat, or election poll, with your handy to carry onion.  Can be used in any studio appearance or when Marr asks you an embarrassing question on just how much lying you did to the nation to justify a pointless war.

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