Unfortunately, the stream of consciousness that pours down the LiveChat screen is often missed, so Beware of Geeks is going to make this a regular weekly highlight to record and list the funniest comments.
What's For Lunch Carlos?
First of all, what is Carlos going to have for lunch?
dr bombastic: "have a fish taco carlos"
Then some fine comments from my fellow window lickers:-
BristolDave: He is addressing the policy issue, you dribbling mong, but it's YOUR policy he's addressing, not his. What's wrong with that?
Tuscan Tony: Tax on the Fyfe Fyffes!
Old Holborn: I'm going to send Brown a dead cat
Old Holborn: I can smell Kerrys growler
obangobang: Brown wants you to pay for his collapse into dementia - will we notice the difference?
Dorian Smith: no doubt this is a sterling performance from the nokia thrower according to toenails
Dale: Nick Clegg - when are you going to answer my letters and get Sheffield shitty council to resurface my street? It is still cobbled for fucks sake
Ghost of Greg Stone: 800 meeja wallahs against 100,000 troops not going to be much of a raise
BristolDave: Frankie Boyle was right, Gordon Brown just looks like someone's drawn a sad face on a scrotum
Spank Sinatra: We need you like veneral disease
John Ward: Ah, is he worried that the Pendle-um might swing?
Dick Scratcher: If Lemsip Opik & Carswell had a child together, I guess it would have a straight face. Right?
Dick Scratcher: Emily Maitlis latest: “ I'm now so old my pussy is haunted, but I AM sexier than Kirsty Wark.” Next week on Newsnight, Martha Kearney in a basque & suspenders and Gavin Esler in a gimp mask.
JULIAN BRAY - Go bRO nOW: kRAFT DAIRY7 MILK NOT OF HUMAN KINDNESS
Repeated throughout the LiveChat:
Dick Scratcher: Terry Pratchett : Just in case you haven’t heard, I have Alzheimer's.
Dick Scratcher: Broon should have to wear a stripy top, eye mask & black beanie when he does PMQs, and have a flute and double bass playing in the background.
Old Holborn: Le Port d'Douvre
Then John Redwood appeared:
Spank Sinatra: Set phasers to stun
Beware of Geeks: mind meld
ShoutsAtTheTV:star trek music
John Ward: He's Mullin it over as he (slowly) speaks. (re: Chris Mullins)
Dick Scratcher: Alan Johnson superglued again
Labour Bankrupted the UK: I support the crash of the Euro, in fact, I'm betting on it :)
The Tobin tax was mentioned:
Dick Scratcher: How about a Dobbin tax for men with big cocks. I'd be bankrupt though. Forget it.
Tuscan Tony: Turnip tax on Labour voters!
Hopefully more next week! Let me know if I missed your blog out, or funny comment.