Thanks to Guido once again for hosting today's LiveChat where the windowlickers gather for Wednesday's PMQs.
Slight improvement this time with RedEd taking advantage of Clarke's rape gaffe earlier and a rare appearance by the Beast of Bolsover.
#safariwatch
obangobang: Is that a giraffe next to Milibad?
Steve Miliband: Is that a Giraffe or Harman
13eastie: Nice to see Harman's giraffe outfit has been retained.
Dick Scratcher: Can we burn that frigging giraffe suit on 5th November?
#hainpantone
Dick Scratcher: Hain Pantone Reference : 810F (Satsuma Ego)
#tiewatch
Billy Blofeld: Dave and George have decided to be Tories today........ hence the blue ties.....
#labourparody
THE PARTY OPPOSITE: DENNIS SKINNER IS MY MAN
#tuscantonyslingualschool
Dorian Smith: Tráthnóna maith, iad siúd a lick na fuinneoga
#latest
Dick Scratcher: LATEST: Al Megrahi’s Prius has just died.
#bestpun
genghiz the khan: tyrie and unemotional
#bestline
Duckhouse Rools - Julian: Good morning Guido good about the english speaking requirement - cast of eastenders to be deported then
#highlights
Dick the Prick: Afternoon sex pests
genghiz the khan: wape, pillage, dwink,
Beware of Geeks: "Welease Woderwick! He's a wapist!"
Moniker: Balls and rape - interesting combo
will: god the labour front bench look like they have been sucking lemons
Tuscan Tony: Slightly unhappy use of the words "bonkers" by Ed when talking about rape.
Julian Duckhouse Rools - Julian: From Red to dead....in 30 mins....
Billy Blofeld: I'd like to see their balls smashed between bricks........ go on Dave you know you want to say that....
Tuscan Tony: Gotta watch your fingers if you do that Billy
Dick Scratcher: Hyman = bit of a c***
Dick Scratcher: Laws going down....every night
Spank Sinatra: Shares for chavs - wonderful
Tuscan Tony: Rachel reeves: today's overmotivated loon.
Tuscan Tony: Is Ken Clarke taking some points for Huhne?
MrHarryCole: RT @Lefty_Lisa: Ken Clarke will be on the Vanessa show later. Its where Tories go to fire the final bullet into their careers.
Spank Sinatra: Big breaths and she's only thixteen
M. Crescent: Caroline Norks looking luscious today
Tuscan Tony: Caroline N looks like she's been at the wallpaper bucket again this morning.
Tuscan Tony: John Robertson: a tethered weather balloon of an MP
Beware of Geeks: The reason the torch is not stopping in Sunderland is 'cos it will be knicked
Wednesday, 18 May 2011
Saturday, 7 May 2011
Wednesday, 4 May 2011
Guido's PMQs Live Highlights: To AV or Not AV Edition
Thanks to Guido once again for hosting today's LiveChat where the windowlickers gather for Wednesday's PMQs.
Quite a boring one today, Cam on good form, RedEd useless and whining and surrounded by the new cast for Lord of the Rings.
#tuscantonyslingualschool
Dorian Smith: bon après-midi, lèche des fenêtres
#tiewatch
Tuscan Tony: Cleggy's tie's a little nasty.,
stormforce999: that is a hideous tie mr straw
#celebwatch
Billy Bowden: Celeb watch : Bin Laden not in chamber.
Billy Bowden: Celeb watch: Barry obama not in the chamber
Billy Bowden: Celeb watch : Peppa the pig is not in the chamber
Dick Scratcher: CELEB WATCH: Geraint Jones (former sports presenter on Harlech TV in gallery)
#latest
Dick Scratcher: LATEST: Al Megrahi’s iPad 2 has just died.
#bestpun
John M Ward: "Mike Gapes" Does he, indeed!
#bestline
Tuscan Tony: Stencil research? No harm in that I'd have thought.
#highlights
Dorian Smith: "Billy Bowden: No cleavage behind red ed" - always a few tits around him though
Charlie: Who is the Hobbit to the left of Ed?
Beware of Geeks: the one on the left should reside under a bridge
Tuscan Tony: To the left of Ed looks like a refugee from a Tim Burton film.
Spank Sinatra: She's on day release from Rampton
Dorian Smith: Labour Front bench looks like the cast of the new Hobbit film
John M Ward: Who's the female to Ed's left (our right)?
Beware of Geeks: @JW Gimli?
John M Ward: Yvette "Gimli" Cooper. Yes, that works :-)
Tuscan Tony: Not Yvette, surely? Has she been at the cupcakes?
Dick Scratcher: # Elves to the left of me, Leprechauns to the right, stuck in the middle...#
GuidoFawkes: @ns_mehdihasan you are making yourself look more foolish than usual. Almost Gordon Brown like inability to admit you got it wrong.
Beware of Geeks: Where's Gordon? Has he retired to Abbottobad?
Tuscan Tony: Stencil research? No harm in that I'd have thought.
Should Be Working: Ainsworth, how have you got the nerve to show your fungus face?
Beware of Geeks: That's like Gordon asking a question about the country's deficit
Bled White Taxpayer: Ainsworth has no right whatsoever to pretend to be the Forces' friend. Dreadful Min Defence in his time.
Beware of Geeks: Spellman working on a building site today?
Tuscan Tony: Why is she an MP?
John M Ward: TT: probably because they couldn't find a donkey to whom to pin the red rosette last May...
Tuscan Tony: Quite so, John,though the donkey would probably have been more articulate.
Should Be Working: Jack Dromey - get back in the kitchen and make Harriet her tea!
Tuscan Tony: Dromey: The All Woman MP
Dick Scratcher: Mandy likes Fairy Dairyland
Dick Scratcher: Salou has stretching targets
Beware of Geeks: Port Salut!
Tuscan Tony: Saloo, sailors!
John M Ward: Ooh, I like Port Salut! Good point: added to shopping list...
will: Kerry mccarthy got what a rough labour arse
stormforce999: she's a great argument for the burka
I hate Labour: Kerry Macarthy gets more ugly every week.
MrHarryCole: RT @iainmartin1: Don't want to be ungallant, but let's take a moment to consider Caroline Spelman's jacket. It's Guantanamo jumpsuit orange
Beware of Geeks: Mike Gapes: Son of Pickles
Tuscan Tony: MIke Gapes; Goatse man.
Dorian Smith: Gapes seems a stranger to "healthy British food", more KFC
Tuscan Tony: Mike Gapes: the root vegetable des nos jours.
Beware of Geeks: Even Prescotts pies aren't large enough to top the £500 expensive limits
paulwaugh: This is not so much #PMQs as TownhallQs. Shdnt be surprised I guess but make for dreary viewing..
Dorian Smith: Labour councils don't do allotments, they plant money trees
Weybridgeman: I thought old Mikey died years ago - he certainly did politically
Beware of Geeks: Therese Coffee? Black please love
Billy Bowden: Racist geeks!!! :-)
Beware of Geeks: sorry Billy - "I'll have a coffee without milk"
Crying into my milk: scoffey
Tuscan Tony: You need to restrict your lower intestine, love.
Quite a boring one today, Cam on good form, RedEd useless and whining and surrounded by the new cast for Lord of the Rings.
#tuscantonyslingualschool
Dorian Smith: bon après-midi, lèche des fenêtres
#tiewatch
Tuscan Tony: Cleggy's tie's a little nasty.,
stormforce999: that is a hideous tie mr straw
#celebwatch
Billy Bowden: Celeb watch : Bin Laden not in chamber.
Billy Bowden: Celeb watch: Barry obama not in the chamber
Billy Bowden: Celeb watch : Peppa the pig is not in the chamber
Dick Scratcher: CELEB WATCH: Geraint Jones (former sports presenter on Harlech TV in gallery)
#latest
Dick Scratcher: LATEST: Al Megrahi’s iPad 2 has just died.
#bestpun
John M Ward: "Mike Gapes" Does he, indeed!
#bestline
Tuscan Tony: Stencil research? No harm in that I'd have thought.
#highlights
Dorian Smith: "Billy Bowden: No cleavage behind red ed" - always a few tits around him though
Charlie: Who is the Hobbit to the left of Ed?
Beware of Geeks: the one on the left should reside under a bridge
Tuscan Tony: To the left of Ed looks like a refugee from a Tim Burton film.
Spank Sinatra: She's on day release from Rampton
Dorian Smith: Labour Front bench looks like the cast of the new Hobbit film
John M Ward: Who's the female to Ed's left (our right)?
Beware of Geeks: @JW Gimli?
John M Ward: Yvette "Gimli" Cooper. Yes, that works :-)
Tuscan Tony: Not Yvette, surely? Has she been at the cupcakes?
Dick Scratcher: # Elves to the left of me, Leprechauns to the right, stuck in the middle...#
GuidoFawkes: @ns_mehdihasan you are making yourself look more foolish than usual. Almost Gordon Brown like inability to admit you got it wrong.
Beware of Geeks: Where's Gordon? Has he retired to Abbottobad?
Tuscan Tony: Stencil research? No harm in that I'd have thought.
Should Be Working: Ainsworth, how have you got the nerve to show your fungus face?
Beware of Geeks: That's like Gordon asking a question about the country's deficit
Bled White Taxpayer: Ainsworth has no right whatsoever to pretend to be the Forces' friend. Dreadful Min Defence in his time.
Beware of Geeks: Spellman working on a building site today?
Tuscan Tony: Why is she an MP?
John M Ward: TT: probably because they couldn't find a donkey to whom to pin the red rosette last May...
Tuscan Tony: Quite so, John,though the donkey would probably have been more articulate.
Should Be Working: Jack Dromey - get back in the kitchen and make Harriet her tea!
Tuscan Tony: Dromey: The All Woman MP
Dick Scratcher: Mandy likes Fairy Dairyland
Dick Scratcher: Salou has stretching targets
Beware of Geeks: Port Salut!
Tuscan Tony: Saloo, sailors!
John M Ward: Ooh, I like Port Salut! Good point: added to shopping list...
will: Kerry mccarthy got what a rough labour arse
stormforce999: she's a great argument for the burka
I hate Labour: Kerry Macarthy gets more ugly every week.
MrHarryCole: RT @iainmartin1: Don't want to be ungallant, but let's take a moment to consider Caroline Spelman's jacket. It's Guantanamo jumpsuit orange
Beware of Geeks: Mike Gapes: Son of Pickles
Tuscan Tony: MIke Gapes; Goatse man.
Dorian Smith: Gapes seems a stranger to "healthy British food", more KFC
Tuscan Tony: Mike Gapes: the root vegetable des nos jours.
Beware of Geeks: Even Prescotts pies aren't large enough to top the £500 expensive limits
paulwaugh: This is not so much #PMQs as TownhallQs. Shdnt be surprised I guess but make for dreary viewing..
Dorian Smith: Labour councils don't do allotments, they plant money trees
Weybridgeman: I thought old Mikey died years ago - he certainly did politically
Beware of Geeks: Therese Coffee? Black please love
Billy Bowden: Racist geeks!!! :-)
Beware of Geeks: sorry Billy - "I'll have a coffee without milk"
Crying into my milk: scoffey
Tuscan Tony: You need to restrict your lower intestine, love.
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