Well, welcome to the weekly Guido's PMQs Live - Highlights
Harman's Second Chance Edition
What's For Lunch Carlos?
Theresa May Spacesuit Watch
Beware of Geeks: I've spied Theresa May - she's wearing the spacesuit again!
dmh: Theresa May-space 1999 oufit.
Steve Expat: Theresa in the space suit again!
Harman's "Big Game" Safari watch
Steve Expat: no giraffe suit this week
Spank Sinatra: Good grief - my screen's having a fit!
Beware of Geeks: Just gonna get my hunting rifle
Old holborn: get a shotgun, all of you, quick
Dick the Prick: Spilt Jack's spunk over her
Billy Blofeld: Is that some sort of urban camoflage on Hattie?
John Ward: We're back to the original giraffe outfit this week, rather than the backup one we saw last week...
Dick Scratcher: She's wearing a sofa
Hain Pantone Watch
Dick Scratcher: Hain Pantone ref - 818B (Belisha Pepper)
The little hamster pixie was missing
Dodgy Tie of the Week
Ghost of Greg Stone: Hague with a yellow tie the coalition is going too far
Robson S: Hague got the mustard tie on and growing the hair back a la Ming - has he been traded to the LibDems? Tessa Jowell looks like Rosa Klebb on downers - not even that dress will cheer her up. Probably thinking of how Berlisconi cocked things up for Millsy
Tiewatcher: Hague favours yellow ties - classic lt blue shirt / yellow tie combo, always good with a navy suit
Bill Quango MP: Its not a yellow tie..its his judo belt
Spank Sinatra: Don't forget Hagues spandex outfit underneath however
Tiewatcher: Desmond Swayne's tie quite good - directly behind Cam
JULIAN BRAY DUCKHOUSE: cleggy gone green tie seen that one before >matalan
Tiewatcher: nice tie behind George Young
Tiewatcher: good effort from VInce on the tie front
Star Trek Watch
No Vulcans sighted
Unsworth: Seems to have caught the box banging disease. Something on the Govt benches? Next, The Claw? Urgent medical assistance needed, I think.
Labour parody of the Week
Best line of the Week
Dick Scratcher: Q: What is Diane Abbot going to do about defence? A: Paint it de same colour as de house.
Steve Expat: Morning from somewhere hot and sunny!!
Beware of Geeks: Cleethorpes?
guidofawkes: Just did a bit of voguing to Daily Politics guess the year soundtrack. Memories..
Old holborn: anyone seen Gordon? Is he at the Priory?
Billy Blofeld: Not the Priory - Jonah's been hanging around BP a lot....
Old holborn: Great news about abolishing free school meals. Most kids round our way look like Jabba the ****ing Hut
Dick the Prick: Mr Spunker
Robson S: Gordon ever gonna show up? Watched that documentary on Nixon again last night - remarkable similarities with McDoom
Dick Scratcher: I thought glenoglaza was an Italian window shine ???
Beware of Geeks: Roger de Courcey's got a new job I see
Dick Scratcher: Let the sheep shaggers have independence & we'll take our public sector jobs out
Old holborn: Set the Welsh adrift
John Ward: Disdain from Hain, but he's a pain!
John Ward: Not so far Farronn as Faraway, I think...
Ghost of Greg Stone: Can you ban MichaelWhite Guido boring idiot
Dick the Prick: BAN STUFF NOW. Down with this sort of thing
Billy Blofeld: Hattie and Tessa look like they have dressed for Songs of Praise...
Head Lizard: Hague uses too much noggin polish
JULIAN BRAY DUCKHOUSE: Can't see Gordon Brown anywhere must be saving the world (cup)
Dick the Prick: Danger danger, high voltage high voltage
PSBCustard: Osborne looks as though he's dreaming of knocking one out over Harperson's tits
JULIAN BRAY DUCKHOUSE: hair by harmony... or har by harmony
Dick Scratcher: Beware of Geeks - who's the T shirt model on your website? Can I have her number?
Beware of Geeks: @Dick Scratcher - my man boobs
John Ward: Harman: "Um, let's think of a way to make this look like I'm right..."
Steve Expat: Shut up Hattie, I know you're not used to seeing an honest answer at PMQs but you got one!
Dick Scratcher: Eric Pickles wants an equal seat to Sarah Teather
Old holborn: Eric Pickles should have to win two seats
Billy Blofeld: Abbott and Balls - fantastic...
guidofawkes: Unconfirmed rumour that Diane Abbott has made it through
Beware of Geeks: @Guido - made it through? What, a morning without eating 18 cakes?
Dick Scratcher: Tessa Jowell is wearing the curtains...
Headsonpoles: Vote Abbot - or Spitfire or London Pride
Tom FD: may looks awful
Beware of Geeks: @Tom FD - It's what prolonged exposure to zero gravity does to you
guidofawkes: Hattie's comedian script writer shows her skills
Beware of Geeks: "Bring back Gordon!" Er, no sorry,.. nurse, my pills please
PSBCustard: You don't need CCTV. Just shoot all miscreants and put more bobbies on the beat.
Old holborn: Ed Balls is Alf Garnett LOVE IT
Old holborn: @Ed Balls "Blaaahdy Cooonns"
Bill Quango MP: In Sickness and in Health - ed and hattie
Old holborn: Ken Clark is nursing his unborn baby
Billy Blofeld: Wolverine's grandad
Spank Sinatra: Love the racoon hat
Old Holborn: osbourne is on "pause"
Dick Scratcher: Ozzy needs new batteries
Steve Expat: "Big is not always beautiful" - Kerry McCarthy?
Spank Sinatra: Lots of fish in Luton
Beware of Geeks: An equal opportunity haddock
Spank Sinatra: She could suck start a Harley
Dick Scratcher: Wasn't she on Property Ladder?
DS Need to be a strong ****ing ladder...
Old Holborn: We need high speed rail to get the heroin addled wife beaters back to Scotland asap
Dick Scratcher: Mandy wants to come on England
Quote of the Day: Dave's got more plants than a Vietnamese cannabis factory FFS.