Die Grüne Nationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartei kommen!

"Nazis...I hate these guys!"

I. Jones

Especially the Green ones. Coming to a business near you these guys will be creating havoc, disrupting the bottom line and spending your money that doesn't exists, courtesy of the Environment Agency. From The Times online:

The agency is creating a unit of about 50 auditors and inspectors, complete with warrant cards and the power to search company premises to enforce the Carbon Reduction Commitment (CRC), which comes into effect next year.

Decked out in green jackets, the enforcers will be able to demand access to company property, view power meters, call up electricity and gas bills and examine carbon-trading records for an estimated 6,000 British businesses. Ed Mitchell, head of business performance and regulation at the Environment Agency, said the squad would help to bring emissions under control. “Climate change and CO2 are the world’s biggest issues right now. The Carbon Reduction Commitment is one of the ways in which Britain is responding.”

It's happening, bit by bit...soon we will hear the words:

"Ihre Papieren, bitte!"

In the words of the late Phil Lynott, I'll paraphrase a little ditty of his:

"Guess who just got back today?
Them wild-eyed Greens that had been away
Haven't changed, haven't much to say
But man, I still think them twats are crazy
They were asking if you were around
How you was, where you could be found
Told them you were living downtown
Driving all the old lefties crazy

The Greens are back in town
The Greens are back in town
I said
The Greens are back in town
The Greens are back in town
The Greens are back in town
The Greens are back in town
The Greens are back in town
The Greens are back in town"

etc

h/t An Englishman's Castle

(Sample MP3 from Amazon of above song here)