I live in a mainly Muslim community and I’m really fed up with the politically correct bollocks around here.
My local pub had to change its name from The Flying Pig, nobody speaks English in any shop you go in and you can barely cook a bacon sarnie without upsetting some Pakistani or another!
So I was so happy to see my local swimming pool fighting back, and ruining their fun for a change. It had big sign on the wall stating:
STRICTLY NO BOMBING
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