A much more lively event this time round with RedEd splitting his questions between the recently announced unemployment figures and the NHS. Dave was on much better form this time and was quick on his feet to pretty much wipe the floor with RedEd's questions. However, there is a noticeable McRuin trait which Dave is adopting: the lack of a direct answer to a question.
Once again big thanks to our print specialist Dick Scratcher for Pantone Watch - this time a Hain Pantone Reference : 814B (Paisley’s Sash) but Steve Miliband pre-empted with "Letwin Red" but failed to provide an allocated number.
Dodgy Tie of the Week had a couple of contributors with our ever watchful sartorial spy Tiewatcher and an eagle eyed John Ward:
Tiewatcher: assumed the Garrick tie was Ken Clarke, but clearly not
John M Ward: Pastel striped tie on Baldry.
Tiewatcher: Nice coalition tie from Birtwistle
There was no Labour Parody of the Week unless you counted Michael White's Haw Haw like gibberish on Twitter and as one windowlicker stated, it's funny how Michael White never commented on the fact that McRuin never used to answer a question. Quite.
Pun of the Week is awarded as usual to the groanmaster himself John Ward with the excellent effort of:
John M Ward: Yes, Steve: Brazier always brings the burning issues to the House!
Dick Scratcher wins the Line with the Most Profanities targeted at Bercow's rather whimsical anecdote when trying to quieten the house:
Dick Scratcher: F*** off Berc***
And the Best Line of the Week was shared with a classic old one-two play to use football parlance between Dick Scratcher and no longer anonymous:
Dick Scratcher: Blunkett's dog had that leg for lunch
Dick Scratcher: ...or maybe Eric Pickles ate it?
no longer anonymous: pickles, dislocate your jaw and prepare to swallow
Here are the highlights:-
Praguetory: Mithker Thpeaker complathenthy
nabidana.com: It's not a lisp. It's idiocy escaping through the sides of his moronic mouth
Dick Scratcher: The Elephant Man gave him elocution lessons
Guest: Thirteen years to f*** it up, eight months to sort it out.
Dorian Smith: Today's labour trolls are sponsored by PennyRed's researcher, they are obviously flush with cash.
nabidana.com: Is Red Ed wearing a retainer?
Steve Miliband: Rumble in the jungle of oldham
no longer anonymous: osborne on mushrooms
nabidana: Osborne looks like he's going to hurl
Spank Sinatra: Ed - I'll have a coffee, one sugar and just a dash of milk please .....
Spank Sinatra: Pickles looks like he has that final wafer thin mint and is set to explode
no longer anonymous: has pickles eaten miliband?
Dick Scratcher: Chris Bryant likes night sticks
Spank Sinatra: Mr Y-fronts
Praguetory: More panto
Dick Scratcher: Triumph Sodomite
guidofawkes: Ooh get her #pmqs [via Twitter]
Dick the Prick: New Jersey just sacked half its coppers - it started in America after all.
obangobang: Brazier's on fire!! Sorry, I'll get my coat.
John M Ward: Yes, Steve: Brazier always brings the burning issues to the House!
Steve Miliband: Brazier's career will go up in smoke
Billy Bowden: Shut up Bercow !!!!!!
Dick Scratcher: F*** off Berc***
Spank Sinatra: Stand up Bercow
no longer anonymous: mithter thpeaker, can i have an ethtenthion on my homework?
Spank Sinatra: Harpic looks as though she can smell a disaster
Dr Bombastic: who stole Hattie's breasts?
Labour bankrupted the UK: Hey Ed, how long is a piece of string...
no longer anonymous: like a younger john major without the charisma
Dick Scratcher: Blunkett's dog had that leg for lunch
Dick Scratcher: ...or maybe Eric Pickles ate it?
no longer anonymous: pickles, dislocate your jaw and prepare to swallow
nabidana: Sir Peter Tapsell, AKA Young Mr Grace. 'You're all doing very well'.
Dorian Smith: Goodman for next Miss Marple
nabidana: From behind, in the dark, she looks like Darth Vader.
Praguetory: Who cut her hair?
Billy Bowden: David blunkett?
no longer anonymous: david blunkett's dog
no longer anonymous: pickles looks enraged
concrete pump: I think you'll find that's 'engorged'.
Beware of Geeks: Pickles looks like he's hatching a large Ginsters
Wavy Davy: Eric Pickles ate blunkett's dog.
Spank Sinatra: Possibly the most boring man in the world?
John M Ward: Just woken up: what was that question?
Spank Sinatra: Imagine being stuck beside him on a long-haul flight
John M Ward: Not so much (Naomi) Long as Wide!
obangobang: A cunning plan, Baldry?
Dick Scratcher: LATEST: Al Megrahi’s id has just died.
John M Ward: Re joncraig's tweet just now: there's no fool like an old Foulkes...
no longer anonymous: michael white is satan's way of annoying humanity
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Lol!
ReplyDeleteGood highlights job again, as always in fact!
ReplyDelete"Wavy Davy: Eric Pickles ate Blunkett's dog."
ReplyDelete- bloody good that.