Once again big thanks to Dick Scratcher for Pantone Watch - this time a Hain Pantone Reference : 813F (Jamie's Carrot Soup). A nice topical cameo appearance from Calamity Clegg as well!
Some Dodgy Tie comments for Labour's Nick Dakin from John Ward:
Light pink tie on Nick Dakin...
Other contributors:
JULIAN BRAY DUCKHOUSE: Clegg last Tie standing pop rating -9999%
Tiewatcher: Nice tie from Gloucester
Some Vulcan Watch news as John Redwood was mentioned:
Beware of Geeks: Vulcan alert
Urban Tory: Star Trek jokes are not cool Ed
John Ward: Vulcan alert? "Fascinating!"
Far stronger personal attacks from both sides of the house which raised a few eyebrows but overall a little dull.
Here are the highlights:-
Urban Tory: I will pay cash money for anyone who harass Harry
Nick Cleggs Right Foot: ready to kick a child!!
Dick Scratcher: Why does Brillo pretend he likes cricket ?????
Urban Tory: Because Scots love hitting balls with bats
Dick Scratcher: Where is Old Holborn these days???
Guido Fawkes: He watched V for Vendetta one too many times and went insane
Calamity Clegg: We shall not kick the Bankers when we can kick small children.
Calamity Clegg: Tough on tots, tough on the causes of tots.
Dick Scratcher: Julia Gillard likes it damp
Beware of Geeks: UT - Nick looks like his puppy has died
Urban Tory: BoG - It looks like he did it too
Rog: Clegg looking glummer than Prescott at a health farm..
Tuscan Tony: Why is there a sack of potatoes in a burnt orange carpet placed behind Dave?
Calamity Clegg: I will kick any talk of a Euro referendum into touch.
Tuscan Tony: Gloucester=concrete dunghill
Secret Lemonade Drinker: Osbourne needs a holiday somewhere hot. He's very pasty. Maybe Thailand with a few ladyboys?
John Ward: EdM's tie was a small splash of colour in an otherwise grey landscape.
Tuscan Tony: Is Ed getting his hair cut in stages?
John Ward: Alan Johnson making the noises and gestures, but he still doesn't understand his portfolio...
Tuscan Tony: Does the Tory web site have a gunsight targetted on the bankers?
Calamity Clegg: My father was a Banker you know. He used to kick fiscal responibility into me.
JULIAN BRAY DUCKHOUSE: Milli will have to raise the game to a new level say 2 inches...
Urban Tory: what is Cwismas?
John Ward: UT: It comes after Thankthgiving...
Roger Thornhill: Has Johnson been at Hain's jar of plenty
JULIAN BRAY DUCKHOUSE: Hey Gordon brown is in the house! Oh no its a gargoyle on the end of the bench
Steve Miliband: Buzz lightweight
obangobang: If councils don't close the roads, the TUC will.
Dorian Smith: Muddered - is he from Taggart?
Tuscan Tony: Woyal Wedding
Dorian Smith: Bernard jenkins got his mum to fix his tie.
Secret Lemonade Drinker: ALAN: IT'S GRIM UP NORTH LONDON.
Alan: Kenneth Clarke looks ready for lunch at Simpsons on The Strand
Beware of Geeks: Dinenage
Dick Scratcher: HOW!
weybridgeman: Osbourne's drugs are wearing off - he's just staring into the abyss now.
weybridgeman: Nick de Bois MP for Epping Forest - CLASSIC!
Calamity Clegg: Why should it be true, Dave.. that I get a Kick out of you
Dick Scratcher: Mandy likes a big yellow chopper
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Good highlighting as always, though no "best line of week" this time, which is slightly disappointing.
ReplyDeleteWe also seem to have given up on Carlos' lunch menu, but that's his fault for being repeatedly absent.
Thanks JW - I have been thinking about changing "Best Line of the Week" to something more generic to take into account of lampooning, such as "Calamity Clegg" capitalising on Clegg's accidental kicking of a kid in one of his walkabouts.
ReplyDeleteOf course, if there's a killer line or great pun then that will always trump!
Carlos definitely MIA.