Guido's PMQs Live Highlights: To AV or Not AV Edition

Thanks to Guido once again for hosting today's LiveChat where the windowlickers gather for Wednesday's PMQs.

Quite a boring one today, Cam on good form, RedEd useless and whining and surrounded by the new cast for Lord of the Rings.

#tuscantonyslingualschool

Dorian Smith: bon après-midi, lèche des fenêtres


#tiewatch

Tuscan Tony: Cleggy's tie's a little nasty.,

stormforce999: that is a hideous tie mr straw


#celebwatch

Billy Bowden: Celeb watch : Bin Laden not in chamber.

Billy Bowden: Celeb watch: Barry obama not in the chamber

Billy Bowden: Celeb watch : Peppa the pig is not in the chamber

Dick Scratcher: CELEB WATCH: Geraint Jones (former sports presenter on Harlech TV in gallery)


#latest

Dick Scratcher: LATEST: Al Megrahi’s iPad 2 has just died.


#bestpun

John M Ward: "Mike Gapes" Does he, indeed!


#bestline

Tuscan Tony: Stencil research? No harm in that I'd have thought.


#highlights

Dorian Smith: "Billy Bowden: No cleavage behind red ed" - always a few tits around him though

Charlie: Who is the Hobbit to the left of Ed?

Beware of Geeks: the one on the left should reside under a bridge

Tuscan Tony: To the left of Ed looks like a refugee from a Tim Burton film.

Spank Sinatra: She's on day release from Rampton

Dorian Smith: Labour Front bench looks like the cast of the new Hobbit film

John M Ward: Who's the female to Ed's left (our right)?

Beware of Geeks: @JW Gimli?

John M Ward: Yvette "Gimli" Cooper. Yes, that works :-)

Tuscan Tony: Not Yvette, surely? Has she been at the cupcakes?

Dick Scratcher: # Elves to the left of me, Leprechauns to the right, stuck in the middle...#

GuidoFawkes: @ns_mehdihasan you are making yourself look more foolish than usual. Almost Gordon Brown like inability to admit you got it wrong.

Beware of Geeks: Where's Gordon? Has he retired to Abbottobad?

Tuscan Tony: Stencil research? No harm in that I'd have thought.

Should Be Working: Ainsworth, how have you got the nerve to show your fungus face?

Beware of Geeks: That's like Gordon asking a question about the country's deficit

Bled White Taxpayer: Ainsworth has no right whatsoever to pretend to be the Forces' friend. Dreadful Min Defence in his time.

Beware of Geeks: Spellman working on a building site today?

Tuscan Tony: Why is she an MP?

John M Ward: TT: probably because they couldn't find a donkey to whom to pin the red rosette last May...

Tuscan Tony: Quite so, John,though the donkey would probably have been more articulate.

Should Be Working: Jack Dromey - get back in the kitchen and make Harriet her tea!

Tuscan Tony: Dromey: The All Woman MP

Dick Scratcher: Mandy likes Fairy Dairyland

Dick Scratcher: Salou has stretching targets

Beware of Geeks: Port Salut!

Tuscan Tony: Saloo, sailors!

John M Ward: Ooh, I like Port Salut! Good point: added to shopping list...

will: Kerry mccarthy got what a rough labour arse

stormforce999: she's a great argument for the burka

I hate Labour: Kerry Macarthy gets more ugly every week.

MrHarryCole: RT @iainmartin1: Don't want to be ungallant, but let's take a moment to consider Caroline Spelman's jacket. It's Guantanamo jumpsuit orange

Beware of Geeks: Mike Gapes: Son of Pickles

Tuscan Tony: MIke Gapes; Goatse man.

Dorian Smith: Gapes seems a stranger to "healthy British food", more KFC

Tuscan Tony: Mike Gapes: the root vegetable des nos jours.

Beware of Geeks: Even Prescotts pies aren't large enough to top the £500 expensive limits

paulwaugh: This is not so much #PMQs as TownhallQs. Shdnt be surprised I guess but make for dreary viewing..

Dorian Smith: Labour councils don't do allotments, they plant money trees

Weybridgeman: I thought old Mikey died years ago - he certainly did politically

Beware of Geeks: Therese Coffee? Black please love

Billy Bowden: Racist geeks!!! :-)

Beware of Geeks: sorry Billy - "I'll have a coffee without milk"

Crying into my milk: scoffey

Tuscan Tony: You need to restrict your lower intestine, love.

Guido's PMQs Live Highlights: Wed Ed Edition

Thanks to Guido once again for hosting today's LiveChat where the windowlickers gather for Wednesday's PMQs.

Quite a good lively one today with "The Most Annoying Man In Modern Politics" (MAMIMP) getting his Ball's felt by Cameron, who was, as Beeboid progressive liberal and Tory Bear stalking victim, Laura Kuenssberg noted "...on rude form".

#tuscantonyslingualschool

Tuscan Tony: Msht Shpkr


#tiewatch

Dorian Smith: Hague's tie is like a Jimmy Saville gold lame jumpsuit

Crying into my milk: is it bloody awful tie day


#hainpantone

Dick Scratcher: Hain Pantone reference: 811G (Flat Tango)


#latest

Dick Scratcher: LATEST: Al Megrahi's remote control has just died


#Labour parody of the Week

BBC drone: Livingstone for Mayor!!!! Ed won BIG today at PMQ's viewers/listeners


#bestpun

John M Ward: All of Kerry's speeches are Labour-ious...


#bestline

Steve Miliband: As BA said, sorry Mr Brown there's no economy left


#highlights

Dorian Smith: I see love beads are trending, Teresa May's taken to them too

Beware of Geeks: ta! Andrew Pierce has borrowed my liver. But he's given it back to me and he's broken it

Dick Scratcher: BOG - Andrew Pierce uses it like a melon in a prison

Dorian Smith: UKUncat are more than handy with a Dundee cake from Fortnums, they don't need arms

Tuscan Tony: A well stocked Spad - just what Hague needs

Steve Miliband: Will Hello buy the rights to the wedding of the year

Dick Scratcher: Did Hague take her up the aisle?

Tuscan Tony: CHew-isshan

Dick Scratcher: Yvette needs a Wonderbra

joolzg: yvette needs a face

Tuscan Tony: Jimmy Savile sent my mum flowers when I was born.

Urban Tory: @TT is he your dad?

Tuscan Tony: If Leeds loses its childrens' unit Jimmy Savile will move away

Spank Sinatra: Cooper looks as though she's lost a pound and found a shilling

DonkeyDong: Oi Copper! My helmet is bigger than yours!

Tuscan Tony: Anyone read David Miliband's Twitter feed about his seed?

John M Ward: Halfon, half off...

Ed But Look Balls: I've got a semion not a halfon!!

Urban Tory: ooh the Derby telegraph, that last bastion of free speech

the last quango in paris: the speaker could do with standing on the shoulder of a suffragette

John M Ward: Crumbs! I am reminded of Box from "Logan's run" - little head atop mountainous body...

Beware of Geeks: Woof Woof subroutine - **** CRITICAL ERROR ****

Tuscan Tony: I hope she's well tethered.

John M Ward: Ming the um, er, something-less. probably memory-less by now...

Steve Miliband: Menzies Older than Ken?

Beware of Geeks: Ken Clarke: "Give up my... Oh, but my dear Ratty, this is my career. Surely, you can't mean it."

Tuscan Tony: Second lunch soon, Ken.

Tuscan Tony: Al Megrahi has already booked his spot at the Menzies Campbell funeral.

Tuscan Tony: He is the skeleton from the old SCotch Tapes lifetime guarantee ad.

Rog: Heidi is obviously no stranger to the dessert trolley.

Dorian Smith: Bingo wing watch +2

Tuscan Tony: Arms like salamis

John M Ward: Is Fiona Bruce related to Malcolm Bruce?

Dick Scratcher: @ JW - More like Lenny Bruce