Taekwondo monkeys!

h/t The Telegraph Online

Lo Wung taught the monkeys taekwondo so they could entertain crowds and make him rich, but the monkeys soon tired of their communist enslavement.  Suddenly, they were presented with an opportunity and quickly turned on their dictator:

"The primates turned the tables on their trainer when he slipped during a show, with one quick-thinking monkey flooring him with a kick to the head.  I saw one punch him in the eye - he grabbed another by the ear and it responded by grabbing his nose. They were leaping and jumping all over the place. It was better than a Bruce Lee film."

But, the anti-communist uprising was soon thwarted.

"He was really furious, he made the monkeys kneel on the ground with their hands tied behind their backs to punish them and make them show remorse for their nasty attack."

Fantastic! Art imitating life.  Off to the monkey Gulag for you lot then.

Fuck you, Carter-Fuck

h/t Iain Dale's Blog

Update: Here on Wikileaks

Walt Darling's Inanimate PBR Fantasia Special

Well, I was going to comment on that load of fantasy tripe from the bungling Badger, but I'll leave it to a reader of the Spectator Coffee House to sum it up:

What does it really matter what he says? In any case, he's not aiming this crap at you, or anyone else capable of understanding it.

This fantasy land stuff is designed to impress most of the people who contributed to this morning's Radio 5 Live phone in.

Basically, the kind of people, who, by any right measure, are too thick to be allowed to vote, never mind understand left wing fiscal chicanery.

Quite.

 

 

Scandalous CRU Climategate AlGore-ithm exposed

h/t Cube Antics

As you can see, (potentially) valid temperature station readings were taken and skewed to fabricate the results the “scientists” at the CRU wanted to believe, not what actually occurred.

The suspect code here for software developers:

;
; Apply a VERY ARTIFICAL correction for decline!!
;
yrloc=[1400,findgen(19)*5.+1904]
valadj=[0.,0.,0.,0.,0.,-0.1,-0.25,-0.3,0.,-0.1,0.3,0.8,1.2,1.7,2.5,2.6,2.6,2.6,2.6,2.6]*0.75   ; fudge factor
if n_elements(yrloc) ne n_elements(valadj) then message,'Oooops!'
 
yearlyadj=interpol(valadj,yrloc,timey)