Apologies for the delay, fellow WindowLickers - unfortunately work commitments reared their ugly head again.
Once again big thanks to Dick Scratcher for Pantone Watch - this time a Hain Pantone Reference : 815A (Spaghettied Baby) !
John Ward wins the Best Line of the Day with:
"He's a real nowhere man, sitting in his Labour land, making all his no-good plans, for Socialists"...
Here are the highlights:
Dick Scratcher-Tebbitite: Houston…we have an arse hole
Billybob: Egg Milibund
Beware of Geeks: I've just made a 3D porn movie - that's one in the eye for the censors.
Dick Scratcher-Tebbitite: f*** off Vicks Sinex
Urban Tory: as if Ed is going on about sport, he was always picked last
Sarf of the River: Clegg affecting a rather smug bastard look
Dick Scratcher-Tebbitite: Red Ed = Adenoid android
Beware of Geeks: My ginger neighbour brought a hot bird home last night. Or Nando's as it's better known.
torybear: RT @joncraig: Theresa May has just poured the PM a glass of water. How loyal is that?Allo, allo! I will say zis only once!
John Ward: Blankety-blank page in Labour's policy eh? Wogan would be proud...
Billybob: Sweaty sock again !!
TimMontgomerie: Ken Clarke looking smug behind Cameron as the PM is asked by Bill Cash why govt hasn't repatriated powers from EU
John Ward: Yes, Ed's back - which is far less unattractive than Ed's front!
Sarf of the River: is my telly on the blink, it's gone all hithy
John Ward: The biggest bust? Is that the Maggie Thatcher one in CCHQ?
Rog: Is Ed actually transgendering as we watch? His voice is the giveaway.
John Ward: "He's a real nowhere man, sitting in his Labour land, making all his no-good plans, for Socialists"...
Dick Scratcher: LATEST: Al Megrahi’s penile warts have just died.
Dorian Smith: hattie's got a great moustache
Urban Tory: where does Vaz sit now?
Beware of Geeks: @Urban Tory - in a pot of Vaz-oline
Dick Scratcher: Berger - ding dong
Hugh Jardon: how much would you like to jizz all over her shakers??
Tuscan Tony: Bring Nigeria into the EU, send the British workshy there
Urban Tory: Liz Truss woof woof
Dick Scratcher: Liz Truss wants it this aft - on the desk